I hate making titles for these things...

... I am just not kool enough to think of something poetic to say...

So, I've been staying at Dan's house the past few days... I've eaten the best cupcakes in the world and re-discovered what an epic dork my boyfriend is. He and his warhammer. =P

The Boyfriend:

Is amazing. So glad he's back... and so glad I didn't ruin it at the rave. He almost had me convinced that I was going to hurt him, and truth be told I nearly did... evil Kixxy. But all was saved by my quick thinking to get her to send a text. GO TEAM ME! I was so fucking high that night... and still I had the comman sence not to cheat, he should give me kudos for that.

The SQUISH!

Squish is someone you haven't really heared about before. He's also know as the 'bbfl' and I lovers him so so so very much. I saw him today along with 'the SPY' and I was having a really good time. I had a bit of a fight with him the other day because the Squish and the Spy want to go out but are afraid of ruining there friendship... NO SHIT THAT WILL HAPPEN. It's like the Squish is saying "Even though I have serveer commitment issues and find it really hard to stick to one person, oh, and I'm gay and the spy is a girl... do you think it's a good idea for us to fuck and possibly go out?"

NO!

I think it's a fucking awful idea.

And then he and the Internet boy get all huffy at me because I didn't tell them what they wanted to hear. [Internet boy being his friend who like, worships him that I was talking to last night.]

It also doesn't help and I hate the spy...

well not hate. I just kind of wish she wasn't friends with my Squish and I wish people would stop paying me out for disliking her. It's not my fault... I gave her a second chance and then she nearly ruined my friendship with the Squish.

ugh...

fail.

cbf with this post anymore.

That's all she wrote,

- Miss Bailey

Xx